The Oregon will soon be replaced by the new Garmin Nevada neural implant with Area51 Geocache AutoSense(TM) technology. You’ll develop a twitch on your left side when you get within 250 metres of a geocache, and both sides will twitch when within 25 metres. Automatic downloads use TELUS and AT&T to download cache descriptions directly into your brain*
*3G connection requires optional metal rod antenna inserted into base of spine.
**Initial firmware bugs include wandering aimlessly for up to two hours a day, sudden lock ups once every week and the tendency to break into an irish jig at 10 past the hour. Garmin hopes to have these corrected sometime within 14 months of release.
[We hope Garmin can take a joke.]